Author: Mark

Hello? AT&T? Grandma wants an iPhone, pronto. Hello? You’ll have to speak up I’m talking to you on a bag of Kleenex.

We are nearing mullet territory.

In compiling my January portfolio required for 2014 Father of the Year consideration, I realized I took very few pictures of this pink zebra. And posted exactly none of them here. #o #Disqualified #SheIsMuchMoreBlurryNowThatSheIsMobile

Choose your own adventure caption: 1. This girl is nothing but treble. 2. #o is suffering from a clef palate. #Sorry #NotPoliticallyCorrectgram #Latergram

Owl’ll see you next year.

One is ecstatic for new Olympic mittens. The other is questioning the general utility of mittens